On Love, Life and everything else...

Well, I'm back. But this time, with serious shit. I mean, the shit that actually happens in life. Love.

Love's what life's all about. Everything revolves around it. When you're in love, its magical. You don't feel hunger, thirst and nothing else. It is the most wonderful thing in the world to hold her in your arms, look into her eyes and know that she will be there for you to comfort you, protect you, take care of u and all that. But, people, now we should let the experience do the talking. when were you hurt the most? when did you need that someone to comfort you? Ironically, it is when the person who you loved the most, respected the most, trusted the most, breaks your heart. You are shattered. You have no where to turn. And weirdly, the world turns against you, starts mocking you, as if it was your mistake that you fell in love. Well anyway, the thing is, Love is the best thing that can happen to you, and the worst thing too. Its a package, the deeper and stronger your love is, the more hurt you get. Well, there is no point I'm trying to make. 'Cause, trust me people, you won't know unless you experience (mine is a different case though, i know everything :D). I (like many other people) don't see the point of taking so much shit. I mean, I do NOT want to get hurt. Why would people want to?

Why do people fall in love? When ever I ask someone this question, I keep praying that the answer would be sex. I mean, okay, this is not a gender specific opinion. I'm not on anybody's side.(as if you care, or like i want you to) But c'mmon, thats the only thing that matters, everything is revolved arround love, and love is revolved arround sex. Okay, people might have already stopped reading by now and moved down to start lecturing me, but c'mmon you people, get a life!!

So, sex. Yep. Now that, IS divine. And, that makes sense. It dosen't hurt. Its free. No maintenance costs and all. But, love, is complicated. It dosen't make sense. It hurts and its costly.

so, like somebody or everybody said, " Fuck and forget. "

P.S :
1. That somebody is NOT me.
2. This blog is an attempt to misguide kids. The author does not guarantee that this depicts any of his feelings or opinions. This is a work of passion and fiction. ;D
3. Love is SHIT. Life is SHIT. So, Love is Life. :P

The train journey

The train has always been an attraction. It has never stopped fascinating mankind. There are shit loads of books, poems, novels and all based on the rail gaadi. So, what is this all about? Why is the journey on two straight, ceaseless rails through the country side so enjoyable? or not?

Okay. When it comes to me, trains have always been on my friendly side. Mostly because it is incredulously cheap and comfortable in comparison to the other modes, but also because they provide some occasional insight on how the society or the people around you really are. I mean, you get to see so many different kinds of people and know about them in such less time that I think its a fest for any psychology student. What I really mean is that you can look at different people and usually laugh at their stupidity 'coz everybody is stupid. Of course, everyone thinks so. So you're also stupid for lots of people. Anyways, the point is, most of the time, its fun going in a train because you will be entertained for most part looking at families where moms force their young kids to talk to you and get some gyaan from you after they find out you are from some IIT. Not to forget wives nagging to their practically mime husbands about how their saas had treated her like an 'outcast' and that is why she tried to lock her inside the other day when she had a fight with her. Or something like that. And, not to forget the all pervasive scenery that is so beautiful(if you think so) and the never-say-die hope that you'll get to meet that hot chick that ruled your fantasies. So people, train journey is a very great experience. Good or bad. Its all about knowing how weird people are and feeling happy knowing how normal you are.

Anyways, i know you are wondering what shit am I talking. I just got off a train in the morning and the driving force to blogging kicked in. I got bored. :)

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acute boredom!!

Getting bored..!!

It has become a daily activity nowadays than that happens only when you're bored. Go figure. Anyways what i meant is, you ask anybody over the phone, on the net, in a coffee shop, anywhere, they say they are bored. I mean, you're bored doing nothing, you're bored reading, bored watching a movie, bored driving, bored going out, bored partying, bored of college, bored of holidays, bored of fighting, bored of sleeping, bored of being in love, bored of being single, bored of having sex( well.. definitely not me), bored of writing blogs, basically bored of everything. The point is, people do everything in order not to get bored. Okay. I know commerce and all is actually boring and all that but everything else.. its something you are not supposed to be bored of. In theory at least, but you see, everyone is bored of everything they do. Do you see the point I'm trying to make?

I'm sure you don't. My point is that I'm bored now. Terribly. :)

P.S : Were you not bored reading this? ;D

I'm an asshole!!

Hello people, i know i took a 'little' long to come back but i did come back right?

I have been thinking about girls. Now don't say What Shit!! Its 'cause there is very little or no romance in life these days or i was just bored. Anyways the point is, i ended up praying God to fix me up with anyone but a fat girl. Seriously, fat is not my thing. Its just not something i can handle. Well, you can take it literally too in my case. :D

But the point is fat people cannot be anything else other than a very good friend to me. Now, i know they are nice and sweet and good at heart and all that, but they are fat. Now, if you are fat and you're reading this, please curse me so that i can put on some weight. :P

Otherwise its not you. Its just me. It is my problem. I'm an asshole. But still i pray to God that I should get to lay my hands on someone slim and sexy. well this need not be taken literally though. :P

So, the point is I'm an asshole. Yeah. I am!!

P.S : All the people who think you're fat, you're not. He is.

What Shit!

Its a bright Sunday morning, clear sky, cuckoos' singing, trees swaying like violins in nature's orchestra.. Wait..! WHAT SHIT??!!
What the hell am I doing? Its just 11:45 and I'm awake? And wtf is this thing anyways? Blogging?

What made me get up early in the morning, hit play on my wmp (jumping up suddenly 'coz it was playing megadeth so loud), make an Fing blogger account and start writing which at this moment I realize is absolute SHIT!!??

Well anyways, now that i have started, let me tell you what just happened.. I was kinda waiting for a call for quite some time now and i just got the call.. now, guess what happened, took the call, forgot about why I was expecting it, and ended up shouting at that person for being so late and hung up! WHAT SHIT!

This is not the first time shit happened. Shit always happens. i'm sure it has happened to you too.. but i just decided i will share all my moments of great shit with you. I know i will eventually annoy you but i also know you will definitely remember me later.

Now you see, my blog is not totally pointless. reading this, you will find blogging can be such a boring thing too. slowly, you'll loose interest in reading, of course mine too but what can be more satisfying than making an impact on the society?

well, now that I've made my point, or atleast hoping that i did, I will start my 'blogshitting' very soon. But for now, its my mess time now you know, and I have to go take a chicken biryani, taste it and say....

WHAT SHIT!!