Friday, May 22, 2009

The train journey

The train has always been an attraction. It has never stopped fascinating mankind. There are shit loads of books, poems, novels and all based on the rail gaadi. So, what is this all about? Why is the journey on two straight, ceaseless rails through the country side so enjoyable? or not?

Okay. When it comes to me, trains have always been on my friendly side. Mostly because it is incredulously cheap and comfortable in comparison to the other modes, but also because they provide some occasional insight on how the society or the people around you really are. I mean, you get to see so many different kinds of people and know about them in such less time that I think its a fest for any psychology student. What I really mean is that you can look at different people and usually laugh at their stupidity 'coz everybody is stupid. Of course, everyone thinks so. So you're also stupid for lots of people. Anyways, the point is, most of the time, its fun going in a train because you will be entertained for most part looking at families where moms force their young kids to talk to you and get some gyaan from you after they find out you are from some IIT. Not to forget wives nagging to their practically mime husbands about how their saas had treated her like an 'outcast' and that is why she tried to lock her inside the other day when she had a fight with her. Or something like that. And, not to forget the all pervasive scenery that is so beautiful(if you think so) and the never-say-die hope that you'll get to meet that hot chick that ruled your fantasies. So people, train journey is a very great experience. Good or bad. Its all about knowing how weird people are and feeling happy knowing how normal you are.

Anyways, i know you are wondering what shit am I talking. I just got off a train in the morning and the driving force to blogging kicked in. I got bored. :)

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Sunday, May 17, 2009

acute boredom!!

Getting bored..!!

It has become a daily activity nowadays than that happens only when you're bored. Go figure. Anyways what i meant is, you ask anybody over the phone, on the net, in a coffee shop, anywhere, they say they are bored. I mean, you're bored doing nothing, you're bored reading, bored watching a movie, bored driving, bored going out, bored partying, bored of college, bored of holidays, bored of fighting, bored of sleeping, bored of being in love, bored of being single, bored of having sex( well.. definitely not me), bored of writing blogs, basically bored of everything. The point is, people do everything in order not to get bored. Okay. I know commerce and all is actually boring and all that but everything else.. its something you are not supposed to be bored of. In theory at least, but you see, everyone is bored of everything they do. Do you see the point I'm trying to make?

I'm sure you don't. My point is that I'm bored now. Terribly. :)

P.S : Were you not bored reading this? ;D

Saturday, May 16, 2009

I'm an asshole!!

Hello people, i know i took a 'little' long to come back but i did come back right?

I have been thinking about girls. Now don't say What Shit!! Its 'cause there is very little or no romance in life these days or i was just bored. Anyways the point is, i ended up praying God to fix me up with anyone but a fat girl. Seriously, fat is not my thing. Its just not something i can handle. Well, you can take it literally too in my case. :D

But the point is fat people cannot be anything else other than a very good friend to me. Now, i know they are nice and sweet and good at heart and all that, but they are fat. Now, if you are fat and you're reading this, please curse me so that i can put on some weight. :P

Otherwise its not you. Its just me. It is my problem. I'm an asshole. But still i pray to God that I should get to lay my hands on someone slim and sexy. well this need not be taken literally though. :P

So, the point is I'm an asshole. Yeah. I am!!

P.S : All the people who think you're fat, you're not. He is.