I'm an asshole!!

Hello people, i know i took a 'little' long to come back but i did come back right?

I have been thinking about girls. Now don't say What Shit!! Its 'cause there is very little or no romance in life these days or i was just bored. Anyways the point is, i ended up praying God to fix me up with anyone but a fat girl. Seriously, fat is not my thing. Its just not something i can handle. Well, you can take it literally too in my case. :D

But the point is fat people cannot be anything else other than a very good friend to me. Now, i know they are nice and sweet and good at heart and all that, but they are fat. Now, if you are fat and you're reading this, please curse me so that i can put on some weight. :P

Otherwise its not you. Its just me. It is my problem. I'm an asshole. But still i pray to God that I should get to lay my hands on someone slim and sexy. well this need not be taken literally though. :P

So, the point is I'm an asshole. Yeah. I am!!

P.S : All the people who think you're fat, you're not. He is.